What a precious puppy! What is that? I mean what kind of dog is that? She or he?
He? He’s got such long thin legs and I love his fur it glistens.
Shampoo from the groomer? Really? I bet that’s extra.
His eyes are so dark. You’re a friendly little guy aren’t you? Yes you are!
What breed did you say he was? Sharppoodle? Is that a new breed? He smells like lavender as well. You did just get back from the groomers didn’t you?
You could braid all this fur. Dreadlocks and a Rastafarian hat for Halloween and you’re set.
OH My Goodness! Do you want to say hello? Give me kisses? Isn’t he a sweet precious puppy?
Look how he knows we’re talking about him! Wagging his tale and turning around to show off that moppish tail. Oh! He’s laying down now. It looks like he’s covering his ears with his paws.
Are you a tired little fella’? I betch you are! Oh my let me rub your belly. Just a little one. Please oh please!
Good boy! Good boy! How sweet. Can I give him a treat? I think I’ve got one in my purse. Oh my Gosh. Did he just shake his head no? That is such a smart dog. You’re right. You don’t want to ruin your dinner.
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